So the iphone was released. Big deal. Its just a fucking phone. I don’t understand all these legions of perennial losers who queue up in front of stores a day before a new product is released, just so they can get their smelly little fat hands on that piece of gadgetry before anyone else does and go ballistic. Sweet mother of God, it’s a fucking piece of over-hyped circuitry- a million others are going to own it. Who the fuck cares whether you were the one who first bought it? It’s not like you’re creating history…. the manufacturers already covered that part of the deal.
Same was the case with the xbox360, the ps3 and now the iphone. Steve Jobs must be laughing his head off at the hordes of people just dying to make out with their iphones. Can’t these people fathom the simplest of logic that they’re wasting precious hours of their miserable lives just to buy a piece of equipment that’s in mass production in a gazillion factories? It’s not like they’re gonna run out of iphones. Just take it easy, godamnit…. there’s enough for everyone.
